I'm Dallas. If we meet in person, don't call me Arden, Drake, Arden Drake, or anything like that. My name is Dallas. Though you can call me Besäufnismeister Octogonapus III, Stumbler Through the Haze if you like. Hail Eris. Arden Underscore Drake is also occasionally acceptable.
Fnord
I am a meat Popsicle.
Fnord
I spend most of my time trying to enjoy life as much as I can while crawling my way out from under the crushing rock that is my debt. I'm also a rather antisocial antinatalist. I don't like or trust most people, and rarely go out of way to get to know people.
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I drink with notable regularity. Odds are I'm drunk at any given moment that you may have communication with me, as I am now. I have nothing against non-drunks or straight edge folk, as long as they have nothing against me.
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My personal, political, religious, and philosophical beliefs are occasionally outside of the norm. More correctly stated, they are not always what one apparently expects of someone with blue hair and a leather jacket. If you get to know me I'll probably rant to you about some of them at some point.
Fnord
I'm a line cook at a popular pub. If you go to bars in Calgary, odds are better then good you've been to the bar I work at. I've possibly even cooked for you. Did you notice the special sauce?
Aside from that I read, play video games, try and write songs, listen to music, work, drink, cut up clothes and sew the remnants to other clothes, play with fire, and am generally fucking awesome.
Fnord
Cheers, stay frosty, all hail Discordia, and thanks for all the fish.
Lip Rings
New ring, now gone: 8g center, 12g sides
Play Piercing
I'm so deep: I can look over the edge of my glasses
Suspension
Calgary Suscon 2005: I are hardcore
Left Sleeve
American McGee's Alice. Photo by IAM:DearLover: Overview
We hate your politics we hate your politics and we hate the way you smell one two three!
2009/11/17 03:22 Screeching Weasel is playing at New City in Edmonton on December 11th. I need to go to this show. Anyone in Calgary want to come with me? And if you do, do you have a car we can drive up in? I'd really rather not try to hitchhike in winter.
2009/11/05 01:48 This Sunday the plaza theater is playing Inglourious Basterds and Dead Snow back to back. Film rolls at 7:10 pm. You should come. Get ahold of me to get in on pre-drinking.
