I'm Dallas. If we meet in person don't call me Arden, Drake, Arden Drake, or anything like that. My name is Dallas. Though you can call me Besäufnismeister Octogonapus III, Stumbler Through the Haze if you like. Hail Eris. Arden Underscore Drake is also occasionally acceptable.
Fnord
I am a meat Popsicle.
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I spend most of my time trying to enjoy life as much as I can while crawling my way out from under the crushing rock that is my debt. I don't like or trust most people, and rarely go out of way to get to know people. I can be very antisocial, and am a staunch antinatalist.
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I drink with notable regularity. Odds are I'm drunk at any given moment that you may have communication with me, as I am now. I have nothing against non-drunks or straight edge folk, as long as they have nothing against me.
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My personal, political, religious, and philosophical beliefs are occasionally outside of the norm. More correctly stated, they are not always what one apparently expects of someone with blue hair and a leather jacket. If you get to know me I'll probably (drunkenly) rant to you about some of them at some point.
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I'm a line cook at a popular pub. If you go to bars in Calgary, odds are better then good you've been to the bar I work at. I've possibly even cooked for you. Did you notice the special sauce?
Aside from that I read, play video games, try and write songs, listen to music, work, drink, cut up clothes and sew the remnants to other clothes, play with fire, and am generally fucking awesome.
Fnord
Cheers, stay frosty, all hail Discordia, and thanks for all the fish.
Lip Rings
New ring, now gone: 8g center, 12g sides
Play Piercing
I'm so deep: I can look over the edge of my glasses
Suspension
Calgary Suscon 2005: I are hardcore
Left Sleeve
American McGee's Alice. Photo by IAM:DearLover: Overview
2010/02/09 05:26
I'd always been told that Krazy Glue was an effective way to close a minor(ish) would. Turns out they're right. I sorta hope I get a scar out of this though. One can never have enough scars. Particularly when their explanation begins with "So I was drunk and..."
I recently subscribed to Fallen Earth. It's an MMO with an overall setting and feel something like Mad Max/Fallout/Doomsday/Book of Eli. Post apoc and so forth. I quite love it. Something about scavenging for materials so I can make bullets to shoot into the mutated freaks the dot the landscape appeals to me. If anyone reading this is playing, let me know. We'll gang up and pwn fools.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee
2009/12/02 20:16 The Globe cinema. Seven o' clock. Thursday December 3rd. Boondock Saints II. Be there.
In other news, I bought a canteen at Value Village today.
2009/11/26 10:11 This game looks like a good time.
