Hi. My name is Drew. I'm 25. You can refer to me as Drew, "Dr. Ew", "Drewcifer", or as I'm being referred to more often nowadays, "Uncle Doo". I am a graduate of Ohio University, but I really don't want to do what I went to school for. My goal is to be a chef, or work with food in some way.

I view life as very precious. As long as I have the will to live, I will keep on going. I was only expected to live a month due to heart complications as a baby (Yes, I had open-heart surgery as a baby. I have a nice big scar on my chest. I like to think of the end of the scar as my second belly button. Maybe I should get it pierced.), and the fact that I was also born 3 months premature, and my mother was on morphine while giving birth to me. I also cheated death when I was 19 and got T-boned. Because of those, I want to live as long as possible. Unfortunately, also because of this, my body is not what it used to be. I suffered some minor brain damage and I am not as strong as I used to be.

In terms of looks, I really don't think I look too good. I think of my looks as me, and nobody can get me to change. The reason I think little of my looks is because I've been used by too many fake people who pretend to be my friend, and then make fun of my appearance behind my back. That really hurts sometimes. That's kinda led to me having low self-esteem sometimes.

In terms of personality, I'm not your average goth guy. I'm a really nice guy. I always try to help a friend in need. I'm really intelligent (155 IQ), but I'm not one to pass up stupid humor. Read "Flowers for Algernon" or watch the movie "Charly", and you'll understand better. I'm really easygoing, and will just adapt to my surroundings, but if you piss me off, I will let you know.

I enjoy bowling, cooking, watching TV and movies, riding the T around the South Hills, computers, video games (especially Dance Dance Revolution, City of Heroes/Villains, the Quake series, and the Unreal Tournament series), piercings (I've done all of my own stretching, and I'm just plain fascinated with the notion of putting holes in body parts and stretching them.), freak shows, playing with my nephew, Anthony "Peanut" Schubert (I love him to death.), and meeting cool, interesting people.

I'm a good listener, but I'm not too social. In fact, I'm usually pretty shy. I do well with one-on-one conversations, but not in big groups. When I do talk, I'm usually pretty funny, but that's because I usually say the wrong thing and get awkward, usually making someone mad in the process. If I still have your interest, or you haven't stopped reading yet, and want to know more, feel free to contact me or visit my website at www.dr-ew.com or my Myspace

Although my website is designed mainly as a place for depressed and troubled people to visit and get a new perspective on things, there is also a lot of funny stuff there too. If you have any questions, or there is anything you would like to know about me, feel free to ask.

If you are ever bored, and want someone to talk to, or you want to know more about me, feel free to add or contact me. I like to listen and get to know people.

AIM: DoctorEw220

Yahoo: DoctorEw220

MSN dr_ew_666@hotmail.com

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My experiences:
Dr. Ew's Lobe
Dr. Ew's Septum
Dr. Ew's Septum (Again)
Dr. Ew's Septum (Yet Again)
Dr. Ew's Labret
Getting Ready for the Real World

Buddies

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