IAM:Ali. Or Alison. Mrs. Sluga also has a nice ring to it. My nickname in high school was Bong, that's seemed to stick.

IAM:Twenty One, or so my birth certificate tells me.

IAM:home in Maryland.

IAM:A bookworm. A video game addict. A chainsmoker. A pothead. A drinker.

IAM:Guarded by Cats. Don't fuck with them, they're not declawed.

IAM:Modblogged X3. I'm sure if I knew how to code this stuff I'd put links to it.

IAM:Guilty of Lurking. I lose track of who's pages I visit, so if I've viewed your page multiple times and have never said hi, don't get angry. I'm just shy. And absent minded. And most likely intoxicated.

IAM:Not confused or lost anymore. Though I do get off track.

IAM: Happily married to a severely narcoleptic PFC in the US Army.

IAM: Camel Cigarettes, Jameson Whiskey, Cartoons, Sushi, Comic Books, laying around in my underwear, Good music, car trips, cheap beer, laughing till I snort, Sailor Jerry Rum, hair dye, Utz Salt and Vinegar potato chips, 40oz. nights, perma smokers cough, Gloomy Bear, Adventures on foot, Good Weed, In posession of a mouth that would make a sailor spontaneously combust, addicted to my fucking cell phone, Momma's Girl, Drunk Pictures. In Love With My Life.

IAM:What I am, and that's all that I am.

You can't know where you're going if you've forgotten where you've been.

Buddies

Dan The Drunk Man	If I wasn't married I'd do nasty things to this boy.	Jess Love!	Secret Lover :D	Hey, It's Chris!
Future MILF	Brandon, I never fucking see you anymore.	My Vegas Love.	Mason The Wanderer	Carly is just plain flippin' awesome.