Fumbles Shakesalot
in search of truth and some pointy boots

I wont ask God for forgiveness there's still too many people I hate,

hi!
I eat meat, drink alcohol, love God and the internal combustion engine, and if you don't get real and fuck off.

I'm a piercer. I work at Wayne Street Tattoo Company in Milledgeville GA. Which means I spent most of my day on the computer or standing at the door laughing at people.
I'm a punk-rock rockabilly redneck and I don't give a fuck. I like to drink beer and sit around the fire cooking meat. I'm not good at starting conversations with people, I feel I always come off wrong, probably because I'm an asshole and a prick, I sometimes forget this because I'm surrounded by people who are alot bigger assholes.
I haven't done drugs in a long time but if you're buying we can talk. The true definition of a hipster is some one who can go to the right street corner in any city in the world and without even speaking the local language connect for tea or junk, not someone with freshly dyed black hair who shops at urban outfitters, I haven't tryed to buy smack in Prague lately but I still get offers for coke and pot every time I go in a gas station, Either that or the drunks curse me for being white and infront of them.
Jack Kerouac happens to be my favorite author.
I want to sell off everything I own and stuff a backpack full of cloths and hitchhike across the country. I'm just too scared to do it. I want to hang out in cold water pads and talk about making great literary works and changing the world.
Unfortunately the people who hang out in cold water pads generally just talk about how we're going to get some more speed.

I'm gotten into suspension lately, Not that I have been hung or hung anyone, I've got some hooks and I put together a rig, I just need to fine people in my area who are also interested.

stuff I have now
tattoos
K, left leg done by myself when I was 16
griffin, right ankle
girl with gun, left shin
snuffkin, left calf
stars, shoulders/back
straight razor, outline, ribs
six toed Cheshire cat, left leg over girl
hwy 41 sign with kudzoo, right leg
squidbilly, right leg
angel girl and devil girl, shoulders sitting on stars
"soul doubt" blind fold skull and crossbones, left arm
Dark Mark in UV ink, left forarm

holes
4ga septum
5/8 lobes
teardrop Microdermal
chest micrcodermal, I'm thinking about putting four more around it and making a cross or something

stuff I got bored with and fleeting whims
14ga industrial bar
16ga eyebrow
14ga tongue
14ga labret center bottom
16ga smilie
2ga lobes, which I supose would be first lobes and the ones I have now would be second

Currently bored and waiting on something else

"the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn of say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'" -Jack Kerouac

peoples looking at me 295
11/21@1:24: (non-iam)*227 (Zombieville)
11/20@15:28: julene*2 (Los Angeles)
11/20@0:45: aly*4 (Nashville)
11/14@20:28: Mai_Mai (Rosario)
11/13@3:50: hootrzz*2 (Lynbrook)
11/12@19:28: Reta (Vancouver)
11/11@0:07: miss rebecca riot*5 (Brooksville)
11/08@0:22: Whatnot*2 (Lat/Lon)
11/07@23:10: layylayy (Baltimore)
11/07@19:22: H3110xK177Y (Austin) via main page
11/07@16:17: Gilles Marcellus (Racine) via main page
11/07@15:54: roadrunner4*2 (San Francisco) via main page
11/07@15:45: holey (Willoughby)
11/07@15:44: radical kiba (Maplewood) via main page
11/03@13:01: Die_zwiebel*4 (Centereach)
11/03@9:51: mr214*3 (Sewickley) via offsite link
11/03@5:13: kim1980*3 (Den Haag)
10/28@14:25: septumuk*4 (London) via offsite link
10/27@6:43: aguywithsocks (Eddyville) via offsite link


and me again
I look a little wall eyed here, that's creeping me out now
 


best way to waste time?
uno
spades
dominos
rook
Ce-low
rummy

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Holes I have Poked, (I'm shit with a camara so I hardly ever use one)

Daith, 2nd lobe: daith seven months old, 2nd lobe nine months
Sammy the Funk Frog gets hooked

Hooked: he's a little light
I decided Fuck it
2009/11/07 15:43 I'm bringing Pezcore back!!

Computers are bad things
2009/10/25 13:22 I wonder what all I did on the computer last night, I know I spend some money and messaged random people, if only I was a little better of a hacker I could have infiltrated Dept of Defense computers and started world war 3

I have a dream
2009/10/14 15:53 I have a dream that one day I will find a dentist that is into piercing and will gladly fix all my teeth and even put in dental implants in exchange for piercings and microdermals and shit. until then hooray for drowning in high interest credit card debt and not having any molars!

on the subject of credit card debt. my brother has decided and I agree with him that anyone who works in the Finacial industry should be treated as a prostitute. You should treat them with great sorrow. You should tell them that you are praying for them and you're sorry that they can't find descent respectable work, Jesus still loves them and if they change their ways and truly repent there is still a place for them in the kingdom of heaven.

the fact is that the bible speaks out many many times against lending money for profit, it is a great sin. there are less than a handful of passages vaguely speaking against tattooing. so next time some one throws Lev 19:28 at you respond with Ezekial 18:13.

this is something I would probably talk with my paster about if I wasn't a heathen who spend sunday morning sleeping off saturday night.

this is the reason I always go to midnight mass on christmas eve not because it's christmas just because it's a good time for church.

Zombieland
2009/10/05 09:47 Yes, YES, FUCK yes!

Yes, I will be looking for this to film to win the academy award for best picture this year. Just an all out good movie. And normally I don't really like the fast zombies. I don't know why, maybe I'm a purest and maybe I'm just hoping that when the undead do finally rise to overrun us I'll have plenty of time to pick my shots, maybe just maybe I have dreams of re enacting the triller dance with real ghouls. However, beautiful fucking movie. I do believe that the original pitch for this thing was just Woody in an amusement park killing zombies for two and a half hours, and the company head said Yes. of course some cute awkward kid and a hottie were thrown in later. I will be needing to own a copy of this movie once it hits DVD.

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