Sweetness I was just joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.
I'm Rachel.
1. Me: 24, single, Azerbaijani Jew from the two-one-five. Blunt. Honest. Sarcastic. Incredibly awkward. Re-evaluating God, but completely anti-religion. Accident-prone. Somewhat oblivious. Bakes amazing cookies. Uses big words when drunk. In a band. And this one too. Doesn't give a shit. You shouldn't either.
2. Interests: meeting new people, lurking and reading diary entries (so if your tracker says that i've been there 5 million times thats probably why), being crude, crazy jewelry/plugs that i can't fit in my ears yet, sweet kicks, knitting, awful sports/action movies, stand-up, the pot, women's reproductive rights, my fam, my friends, playing music, singing, irrational allegiance to philadelphia teams that will never win, debating over insignificant topics for fun, having crushes, being ridiculous.
3. Music: hip-hop/beat science (any MF Doom production, Cecil Otter, Sims, A Tribe Called Quest, Aesop Rock, Roebus One, GDP, Shape, Hieroglyphics, OLD Murs, OLD Atmosphere, Mass Influence, RJD2, DJ Shadow, Alchemist, UNKLE, Blackalicious, Common, Mike Mictlan, People Under the Stairs, WHY?), hardcore (BRACEWAR, Ceremony, Trash Talk, Rotting Out, Mother of Mercy, Let Down, Wrong Answer, War Pigs, Bad Brains, Cro-mags, Blacklisted, Mongoloids), Indie/Screamo/Post-___/Misc. whatever (OLD Death Cab For Cutie, Slingshot Dakota, Into it. Over it., Algernon Cadwallader, Daughters, Band of Horses, Cursive, Fugazi, Japandi, Explosions in the Sky, Good Luck, La Dispute, Hot Water Music, The Smiths/Morrissey, The Mountain Goats, Portishead, Pygmy Lush, Yaphet Kotto, 1994!, Best Friends), Soul (Al Green, Bill Withers, STEVIE WONDER, Dee Edwards, Barry White, Sam Cooke, Erykah Badu, D'Angelo)
4. Piercings:
14g septum
00g lobes (my goal is 1/2")
2 dermal anchors on my chest
Retired piercings:
14g labret
12g nipples
5. Ink:
Star, sternum. (cindy at no ka oi)
kosher symbol on my bum (carla at no ka oi)
"jewface" on the inside of my lip (rich at mercury tattoo)
rose on my back (eddie kes at raw power)
anchor on my left calf (chello at raw power)
Planned Ink:
here's some ideas i've been thinking about:
mf doom mask
tribe called quest themed old school tattoo with a q-tip and a flute (aka a fife. get it?)
sunflower shoulder caps
bernini's medusa
one more jew tattoo to complete the trifecta.
sheep with balls of yarn for wool (from a threadless tee... i got permission from the artist :) )
the statue of william penn from the top of independence hall, wearing a flyers jersey, above my knee so it looks like he's standing on it.)
stomach rocker that says "rub me" (i prob wont get it but it still makes me giggle when i think about it.)
a matryoshka doll with a hamsa on her belly... that could be a half sleeve or a really pretty thigh or rib piece.
knuckles that say "EPIC CAKE" (i'll never get them. but i'll dream of them.)
6. Scarification:
rose on my left thigh by john joyce.
I think you should buy me presents.
