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Who you callin' boy? the names HAND BANANA!

someone outside my macroeconomics class screamed "hey, eat my ass" everyone heard him and then everybody laughed. except the deaf kid.

"Also, I'm racist. I hate humans.
Cats and Unicorns are ok in my books tho."-Skull Boy
"No one gets my pr0n.
I'm getting buried with it.
You want it? Dig it out of my dead ass!"-Skull Boy

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scot:"we would make sweet love on the hood of yer car"
me:"why on the hood?"
scot: "cos i want to hear our flesh smearing against metal and paint"
me: "eww.."
"you know you want to hop on board my vanilla love stick."-scot

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Andrew: Do you like Boobies Dominique?
Me: no!
Andrew: Do you like vaginas?
Me: no!... I like weiners and ball sacs!
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Aaron: Cup cakes are special. cup cakes are only made about 4 time sout of the year. Halloween...
Me: Valentines...
Brian: 4th of July
Aaron: ahh good ones... and... Birthdays.

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"I love you."
"Awesome. I have cancer."
"Fuck, I'll build you a telescope."-CAW

"Get away from me with your dick bumps"-CAW
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"I had a tick on my nutsack when I was like, 12"-Ryan

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"TurkeyMan was already de-flowered by Spike" "I never had any flowers..."-TurkeyMan

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I don't watch Tv...I read books"-Dan
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"...then the self-stimulation proceeds whilst the image viewing commences."-Eric
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Iam: Dominique. IV gone by: Nique and Naga
Age: IAM 21! Im sure that stands for somthin!!
Location: Newport News, Va
Sexual Intentions: I have the BEST boyfriend anyone could ever ask for, and i mean that.
Music:I Listen to Just about any 'style' of music, But Im keen on: David Bowie,Travis,The DETROIT COBRAS!, CKY ,NIN,GnarKill!,H I M,techno/trance/dance,and Oldies!, and Franz Ferdinand!
Occupation:Burger Lord. I work at a Military Burger King. kill Me
I watch: Insomniac with Dave Attell,Simpsons,Family Guy,Home Movies,Most of Sunday Adult Swim,Old South Park,Sanford and Son,Seinfeld,The Office(woo!), Coupling,Late Night with Conan O'brien,Jackass,Cky,Changing Rooms, And more! woo
Want to bother Me??
AIM: ToxIcSnails

Schools won't write a police report if nothing is stolen. Tell your friend to break into her room every fucking night and re-arrange her furniture until she fucking dies from a heart attack. FUCK SCHOOL.


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Have you ever sent yourself an IM?
No way! that is SO lame
Yea...just to test my away message out!
Yep! and it said "you rock!"

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christmas is here!
2008/12/18 17:57 Today is Christmas at our house! Im already in my PJs and ready to go! Its just a little different this time around because A. Its NIGHT TIME and B. we are having Christmas dinner at an actual dinner time! I can't wait to open me up some SOCKS and UNDERWEAR. Thats all I really ask for each year. Well...And this year I asked for a tri-pod since my another one broke. Booo.

So i will be taking x-mas pictures with a cheap tri-pod until i open my new tri-pod.

I wish my brother would HURRY UP AND COME HOME!


X mas eve
2008/12/17 10:35 It is x-mas eve day at our house! Tomorrow we will open gifts and have xmas dinner, and then Saturday morning at the butt crack of dawn, my parents will leaving for El Paso Texas! I already know what I am getting...clothes...a tripod...clothes... shit of that nature. I actually need to go and pick up my new eye glasses today! hooray! Ill be rocking specs again...until I loose them or become annoyed with them. Im also In charge of createng a winter themed banner for you section at work. Apprently there is a contest and they need me to make something. I told them Ill do it at home where I have more supplies...make it pretty

Its been a Looooong while eh?
2008/12/17 00:07 I didn't realize I still had access to this page. Hmmm Anyway. Not much has changed in life as of late. My parents are going to el paso this weekend for 2 weeks to visist my brother and his family (the new baby and such) So that means That I will have the house to my self! AHHH

I just have to take care of the animals and shit like that

Richard is trying to buy himself a house. He as actually approved for a loan. now its just a matte of finding a house in his price range. we saw a super cute one but i was about a grand out of reach. Oh well.

I discovered the most awesome thing ever. You know those GoGurt sticks for kids? and all that drinkable yogurt crap? Well Bottom dollar has his mexican yogurt that come sin half gallon jugs...and YES it is drinkable!

I can't wait for xmas. We are actually have our xmas on Thursday since my family are going to be out in texas for 2 weeks. So yippie. IMa ctually looking forward to the x-mas I will be having with Richard more. I just know he is going to Love the shit i got him.

Some VW salt and pepper shakers. A Franziskaner shirt. 2 franziskaner drinking glasses. A VW 16v t shirt. a GTI coffee mug. a Porshce patch. and A Janes addiction CD he use to have a long time ago before it was stolen. Ah. Christmas.

OH YEA. I had shingles for about 3 weeks. not sure how i feel about that one...


holy shit on a shingle!
2008/07/09 21:56 WOW... I found someone on Myspace last night That i havn't seen or talked to in 10+ years! Im talking ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!!!!! I have been looking for them but i had no idea where to start...all i knew were their names...and luckily i finally stumbled across one of the kids! it was 3 boys and one girl. Me and the girl were good friends, and me and the 2nd oldest son (We were the same age) were good friends. Most of my BEST LOVED childhood memories came from hanging out with these guys!!!!

Ok 4th time
2008/07/06 14:31 We had a very exciteing weekend for sure...had a great time...with pictures to prove it!



HOLY SHIT
2008/07/04 23:18 BEst. 4th of JULY EVER. I mean... DAMN! WE had TONS of \ fun! lots of cbooze...ILIIGAL fire works...and just plain fucking FUN! ... and yes.... I AM WASRTRED!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sigh* iu don't know if im gonna be abl to get up early tomrrowor for the festival!

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