IAM:

.Andy. 27. Engaged to a beautiful woman. Welsh.  A gamer. Funny (or so I’m told!). Smoker. Drinker. L337. Sagittarius. Drug free. Animal Lover (in a non-sticky way). Straight. Geek. A brother. Musical. Reader. Pirate-ninja. Open Minded. Xbox Live. Bass. Country boy. Soon to be emigrating. Modified and proud!

What Makes Me Happy? .Her. Traveling. Music. Technology. Live gigs. Terry Pratchett. My buddies. New jewellery. Driving. Chilling in the sun. Beer gardens. Paintball. Climbing. Canoeing. Loud music. Jay & Silent Bob. Dirty jokes! Getting mail. Stretching. Horrors. Xbox 360 & World of Warcraft. Spicy food.

And What Makes Me Die Inside? .CLOWNS! Judgmental People. Dallas Fort Worth Immigration. British Immigration. Liars. Drama queens. People that don’t take responsibility for their own actions. People that borrow things and never bring them back. Drug pushers. Crying children and spoilt brats. Guacamole. Working on my day off.

There’s More Of Each. Why Not Take The Time To Find Out?

Mods:

Current (Like a bun, but not): ¾” left lobe, 8ga left lobe, ¾” right lobe, 8ga right lobe, 14ga industrial, 14ga tongue web, 10ga septum, 6ga PA, Dr. BME ink on right pectoral, ON Button ink or right wrist, OFF button ink on left wrist, old school ink on inner left arm, greyscale clockwork on left arm, greyscale Celtic cross on right calf.

Retired (Put out to pasture): 14ga left helix (major irritation), 16ga left cart (removed for school), 14ga left nipple (torn out in a Slayer mosh pit. Yowzers!)

Desired (Gimmie!): 14ga medusa, 14ga venoms, several lower lip piercings, extended clockwork on left arm, micro-dermals, Gieger-esque legwork. There are far too many to list, try asking me. I don’t bite… hard…