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Established in Scotland in 1984, I have spent the last 25 years refining my plans for world domination.

A lapsed Catholic and practicing Buddhist, you wouldn't know it from my appearance or my lifestyle.

At last inventory I was found with eight piercings, three tattoos and the scars from a four point suicide suspension with plans to update the inventory in 2010.

I've had the pleasure of setting foot in nine countries.

I have difficulty with ambiguity and uncertainty - I much prefer things that either are or are not. Consequently, the glass is neither half empty nor hallf full - you just aren't drinking fast enough...

To relax, I play computer games, write code and ride motorcycles.

I'm known to consume alcohol, eat meat and smoke from time to time although vegetarianism and ethical living is appealing to me more and more but please, don't expect me to conform to your individual lifestyle choices - I won't expect you to conform to mine.

I <3 my Mac.

I get paid to be a professional geek.

Please call me Scottish, British or European and preferably in that order. But not English, Irish or Australian - I am none of those although strangely, people seem to think I am whenever I travel.

My experiences:
PA after a few years of thought
My second nipple
Pubic piercing
Not what I wanted but what I needed

Funkeh People

Put hooks in my back

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