People associate me with rainbows and the colour pink.

I work as a Care Assistant at a Nursing Home in Edinburgh, which basically involves wiping old people's butts and making sure they don't smell of pee. I bitch a lot but I love it - I'm doing something necessary and making a difference to people's lives.

I want to go on to do Social Work and end up as a Mental Health Officer. I want to give the Mental Health System a kick up the ass.

I live to be myself. I don't pretend to be simple, but then again, I don't pretend to be complicated either (truth be known, I don't know what I am). I have enough problems as it is without having to think of ways to conceal my past. I prefer to tell the truth.

Bisexual polyamorous female, single, and happy. I live with a beautiful man who wants to marry me.

I'm affectionate and protective, but also angry and too used to being alone with my thoughts.

Two of my most important things in my life are computers and music. First thing I do in the morning is check my emails. I never go out without my mp3 player.

My natural habitat is mess, but my friends are mean and make me tidy my room. If I could I would live off peanut butter on toast, tea, strawberry lollipops and custard creams. But I can't, so instead I'm vegetarian vegan.

My friends mean the world to me. They stop me from falling completely apart.

I can be a bitch if I don't like you.

Can you believe I'm on myspace?

With this line I'll mark the past
As a symbol of beginning
I have no doubt from what I've seen
I have never wanted more.
VNV Nation - Solitary

"I was talking to a guy the other day who was trying to convince me that CDs were better than viynl because they had no surface noise. And I said, 'listen mate, life has surface noise.'" - John Peel

If you're the "1337 M4574!!!111", then I'm the Weirdo in the corner playing air guitar to her iPod.
Lame, but cooler than you.

"We are male and female. We are artists, athletes, students, and business owners. We have depression, DID, PTSD, eating disorders, borderline personalities, bipolar disorder, or maybe no formal diagnosis at all. Some of us were abused, some were not. We are straight, bi, and gay. We come from all walks of life and can be any age. We are every single race or religion that you can possibly think of. Our common link is this: We are in pain. We self-injure. And we are not freaks."

Current Piercings:
Vertical Labret
Right daith
Both nipples
Septum
Tongue (new!)
Right lobe (12mm - plan to get to 1/2") (gunned)
Left lobe (12mm - same as above)

Past Piercings:
Left nostril (x2)
Vertical Labret
Left lobe (gunned)
Surface sternum
Sternum microdermal (x2)

Future Piercings:
Chest microdermals

Tattoos:
"<3" in red, one on each wrist

Planned Tattoos:
Cat paws down my spine
Geek heart/recovery wristbands
Heart/tree blackwork half-sleeves

And a few more I can't be arsed writing down...