ShortyMcCuntGrand Rapids, MI320 days till my birthday.
"The Cunt is back"
Name - Tabby
Explanation - I am NOT your stereotypical Asian -- I suck ridiculously hard at math and usually anything related to the left side of the brain. I have a bad temper, though most people know better than to find out what makes it bad. I am of an imaginary race and was molded from the brain meats of my favorite IT worker. I have a raging oral fixation, which is why I'm either eating, smoking, or chewing gum. Mouth NEEDS to be doing something or another. I am very open to nudity, because it's awesome. I do enjoy exhibitionism (in the psychiatry aspect), and I nude model for the adult industry.
I have an unhealthy obsession with deer, carnivorous plants, teeth (from carnivorous animals), meat and yarn (crotch-eting). I also think the world would be so much of a better place if there were more predators. The human population would decrease because all the stupid ones would get eaten.
If you don't like what I'm going to say next, well fuck you and go fuckin die or something...I don't know lol.
I've been involved in three social communities and lifestyles. Furry community (you can blame Disney for this), S&M community (I am a masochist, and no, not in the pansy way when people think of 'rough sex', I'm more hardcore than that), and the open relationship/swinger community (no explanation). I am also a medical fetishist, which brings me to say that I do enjoy myself immensely whenever I go to the hospital. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I am totally not a lunatic.
I am probably the best friend you will ever have...until I get tired of you...
[!!] Specific Interests: nude modeling, fetish shows (rubber ball in particular), cirque, burlesque, technology & computers, writing, the country (rural areas), music (all types), blood play, wax play, fire play, fire cup therapy, branding, scalpeling, latex, vinyl, S&M, play piercing, scarification, flesh pulls, body suspension, painting, cat naps, reading, smoking, Hello Kitty, etc.
[!!] I'd like to meet: I like meeting people who are creative and share some of my same interests, who are open minded to any and all things. I like meeting artists of all types and I like meeting people who can hold a decent conversation for more than 10 minutes.
Stalkers
The Husband
Kazuo
G
Gibber Gorno
Jenica
HARDCOUR
miss*mindi
joshfuckinjett
BIOHAZARD Steve
Shorty McCunt... Will Eat You Up
My Ink and Mods
Mods and Tattoos (old pics)
3 hours and my neck is FINALLY complete!!: creepy plant done by Joe S. from Mos Eisleys (Grand Rapids)
Tongue Splitting (2nd session)
Almost done!: By this time, the suturing was starting to get annoying...
2010/02/06 16:31 Alright, so I haven't written ANYTHING on this profile since I got hitched last year. To say the very least, it's been a long and drawn out, difficult end of 2009. I find it funny that every year at the end, I always wish that the next year is going to be better. And I try my hardest to make it that way...the only problem is, that it NEVER turns out better than the last. Sure it may have it's perks and whatever, but I generally feel that life itself is just bad with it's occasional perks. So the years don't seem to get that much better at all.
I've been going through a difficult time as of late with my personal relations. Family, friends, etc/etc. There still seems to be SOO SO SO much high school drama that is highly unnecessary. 99.9% of the shit that's being spewed back and forth between friends and acquaintances has NOTHING to do with me. But everyone seems to find it necessary to drag my happy ass in the middle of it, when I want nothing to do with it. I'm done with it to say the least. I just decided not to give a shit about the pointless crap going on in everyone elses life.
I've got my own stuff to deal with. And this year I'm hoping to resolve a lot of things that has been bothering me for the past year or two. This year, my spouse will be going into the Navy, as an officer. Which means he will be gone to OCS for 3+ months, and then after that he's immediately being shipped down to Pensacola Florida (I believe) to start whatever it is he's going to do. Naturally, after he's done with his months of training, I will be moving with him. Meaning I will be traveling a lot over the next few years. To some degree I am very excited, but to another degree I am scared shitless. Because I know I won't be able to make as frequent trips back home as much as I'd like to. Because it WILL get expensive to do so. And I'm going to miss everyone back in the state I called home for the longest time.
I have to make new friends, new connections...finding a job won't be the greatest thing ever, because I won't be able to hold it. I'm going to end up getting temp jobs everywhere I go until I actually settle down somewhere for the rest of my life.
I am nervous. Very nervous. Because I just don't know what's going to happen. This big move could either be the best thing that's ever happened to me, or it could be the biggest mistake of my life. I'm not sure. I guess I'll have to find out.
