IAM: 21!! Let's get a drink
IAM: chubcore
IAM: A lover.
IAM: Your best friend.
IAM: a compulsive spender and incessantly broke, but generous with the little money i do have.
IAM: A night owl by nature and profession
IAM: A stalker. I enjoy giving compliments to random people at random times. If you get a creepy message from me, don't worry, i'm just trying to make your day.

I am attracted to pretty much EVERYONE. But mostly your sister.

I am visually stimulated more than anything else.
I read more children's books than any kid i've ever met.
I sing in the shower, and when I'm drunk.
I was a girl scout for 5 years. That may or may not be my root. Or maybe it's Kissing Jessica Stein. Or my mom's Mullet.
I'm a hardcore people watcher, no matter where i am. And i'm really creepy about it...
I would like to go into sex education, become a professional piercer, travel the world, and work at an elephant orphanage.
If i could do one thing all day it would be watch movies.
I have a profound love for sex toys, and sex toy parties.
And pretty much just sex in general.

(+)rain, movies, children's books, coffee, big fluffy comforters, queers, puppies and kitties, makeup, hair dye, dreadlocks, bubble baths, hot weather, loud bugs, autumn, the beach at night, cloves, French music, spiders&snakes, nature, travel, Kathleen Hannah, theater, candles, shiny things, cartoons, musicals, LUSH.
(-)wooden spoons, nail files, top sheets, fitted sheets coming off the bed, people who laugh when i tell them my dreams, mayonaise, people who act like they were never a little kid.

I will listen to or watch anything and everything.

Holes:

5/8 lobes (still stretching)
16g medusa
14g rook
14g conch
16g vertical labret
2X 16g lobes (they never close no matter what!)

retired:

2 clavicle surface bars
14g tongue
2 16g lobes

Ink:
www.chunkymaymay.com
chunkymaymay myspace
Miss Van piece on right upper arm
Caterpillar on right calf
3 hearts inside ear

WANTS:
"He was the color of blood, not the springing blood of the heart but the blood that stirs under an old wound that never really healed. A terrible light poured from him like sweat, and his roar started landslides flowing into one another. His horns were as pale as scars. " -last unicorn piece with the red bull
-tank girl tat
-split tongue
-bigger ears!!!

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