VOMIT   Burbs of Philadelphia, PA, USA   308 days till my birthday.
"Oh god, it's grown a moustache!"


IAM
Astrid (my name)
23 years old
Straight, Single
5'8", chubby
Drug and booze free
Non-smoker
Omnivore
Not religious
Ex art student
Anxious and obsessive compulsive
Agoraphobic
Incredibly picky eater
A work in progress









Likes/Interests:
Art, art history, trying to make art, psychology, sociology, philosophy, human sexuality, the human body, cannibalism, self flagellation, Medieval and Renaissance everything, mythology, folklore, deep sea creatures, insects (even though they freak me out), animals, kitties, bowling, trash picking, dumpster diving, thrift shops, DIY, libraries, writing fake love letters to people, asking lots of questions, scoring free food, BROing it up, rocking out in my car, playing the drums on rock band 2, coloring books, jigsaw puzzles, swing sets, sweet mustaches, rat tails, Russian accents, scifi movies and tv shows, heavily tattooed guys, stretched earlobes and facial piercings, neck/throat tattoos, silly/ridiculous tattoos, blackwork, steel toe leather boots, leather jackets, cutoff shorts, furry winter hats, and the color purple.


Dislikes:
Slovenliness, laziness, bigotry, sexism, misogyny, rude people, people with no passion or goals, debby downers, sports, sweat pants, flip flops, dudes wearing sandals, creepy/sleazy/immature dudes, animal cruelty, waking up in the middle of the night and having to pee REALLY bad, having to sneeze but not being able to, loss of control, spiders, elevators, most food, fuzzy mold, hippie music, musicals, family guy, people sticking their finger through my ear, the sound of people making out, when people chew/eat loudly, drawn on eyebrows, body hair, pubic hair, big beards, when girls wear lots of makeup, people who don't believe in evolution


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1) Visit from (non-iam)*41 (who lives in Zombieville) on 2/09@14:41, .
2) Visit from ArtieKGB (who lives in Philadelphia) on 2/09@14:28, .
3) Visit from Melle.Luka (who lives in Brussels) on 2/09@3:33, .
4) Visit from Milesssuhh (who lives in Melbourne) on 2/08@23:11, .
5) Visit from badblood (who lives in Chicago) on 2/08@22:34, .
6) Visit from Ars Anima (who lives in Chicoutimi) on 2/08@21:08, .
7) Visit from Der Teufel*6 (who lives in Philadelphia) on 2/08@20:30, .
8) Visit from scottyb (who lives in Colorado Springs) on 2/08@17:19, .
9) Visit from NeilPereira (who lives in Halifax) on 2/08@15:46, via main page.
10) Visit from apostate_foreplay (who lives in Barrie) on 2/08@15:16, .
11) Visit from CriticalBob (who lives in Philadelphia) on 2/08@13:39, .
12) Visit from vira*2 (who lives in Baldwin) on 2/08@13:32, .
13) Visit from phaseviii*2 (who lives in Philadelphia) on 2/08@10:32, .
14) Visit from shutup*2 (who lives in Philadelphia) on 2/08@8:59, .

My experiences:
Hand poked spiral tattoo, self done

People who will put up with me
Mide
Mide
Mandic
Mandic
Nihilist
Nihilist
Gnarly
Gnarly
Finktron
Finktron
lobedrummer
lobedrummer
Tim ^_^
Tim ^_^
jugglinjim
jugglinjim
MatGilson
MatGilson
Joli Suicide
Joli Suicide
shutup
shutup
wes
wes
exhumetoconsume
exhumetoconsume


wearing my copper rings
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"Art"

Copper rings: handmade by me, formed not cast
Modifications

finished tattoos: all self done, hand poked with a tattoo needle and tattoo ink

You would describe me as being...
Straight up UGLY
Not very attractive
Cute
Pretty
Beautiful
Sexy
Wicked Hot

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Ass to mouth, would you do it?
Male: totally
Female: totally
Male: I suppose I'd try it
Female: I suppose I'd try it
Male: no fucking way
Female: no fucking way

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Zombieland
2010/02/07 17:00

Just finished watching Zombieland. Loved it! The opening credits were fucking awesome and the movie was a perfect combination of funny, gorey, and precious. Columbus is love, he's like a more awkward, funnier, braver, dude version of myself.

Pissed off
2010/02/07 13:34

This will probably offend some people but I honestly don't care. It pisses me off SO bad when people make facebook groups and facebook statuses for the dead. I can't fucking stand it. All these RIP so and so online things are absolutely sickening. It's completely impersonal and it just flaunts their death in this shallow trendy way that makes me sick. I swear to god, if I die and people start making facebook shit for me, I'll come back and haunt their asses.

Shape
2010/02/06 16:39

There is nothing quite like shoveling shit loads of snow to make you realize that you are out of shape. I need to join a fucking gym.

Snow day
2010/02/06 13:40

There is WAY too much fucking snow outside! One of the "stray" cats we take care of was sitting outside our door meowing so my dad let her in, she ended up in my room meowing haha it was cute.

My day has and will be spent, shoveling snow, cleaning the house, watching the x files and perhaps a movie, and sitting around online. Send noodz.

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Beyond B.O.
2010/02/04 17:07

This dude came into the thrift store today STINKING of B.O., seriously it was highly unpleasant. I thought I might barf.

Trying to find ways to make some money. Hoping someone will buy the 6g silver dayak coils I have. They just don't look right on me. Next week when I go to the jewelry studio I'll make some copper and brass rings to try and sell both in 4g and 8g. Tomorrow I'll take better photos of the ones I've already made. I have a craft show kind of thing coming up the first week of March so I'm trying to get my chain necklaces and comic book jewelry ready for it. Ugh I need a fucking job.

I find that people often have really ridiculous misconceptions about me. My brother told me that his one friend (who I've only met a few times and only really briefly) thinks that I hate him and is afraid that I would just like walk up to him and beat him up. Haha I don't understand this. I have absolutely no bad feelings towards this kid, I don't even know him well enough to have bad feelings!

More rings!
2010/02/03 18:49

I made four more pairs of copper rings today, photo below.

Pair 1 -3: 4g copper rings, first pair about 1 1/2" outer diameter, second pair about 1 3/8" outer diameter, third pair 1" outer diameter
Pair 4-6: 8g copper rings, first and second pair about 1 1/8" outer diameter, third pair 1" outer diameter

I'm probably going to make a couple more 8g pairs and then I'm going to make some brass rings!


A thought
2010/02/02 18:28

I can't decide if I'm just more mature than most people and have a better head on my shoulders, or if I'm just no fun.

A question
2010/02/02 17:54

I'm posing a question to whoever reads this. Is it "normal" or "average" for a chick to give a dude a blowjob by the third date? My male friend who does not pick up chicks at bars and doesn't get drunk or any of that, has gotten a blowjob by the third date from like the last 4 girls he has dated. Personally this kind of blows my mind, no pun intended. I'm not saying there is anything necessarily wrong with hooking up with someone so quickly. I'm just wondering if this is the norm, if most people put out that quickly when dating.

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