White Guy Bry   Alamogordo, New Mexico
I like me.

Hi. My name is Bryan. I had the same intro for quite some time and it was time for a change. I really have nothing to say about me right now. I mean I'm a cool guy, I have tattoos that people seem to like. I drink, and when I'm drunk I'll smoke. I like to think I'm funny. I have a very short attention span, I'm pretty sure I have a wicked case of ADD. I never went to a doctor for it, but one time in school my friend gave me an Adderall to give me energy for the day and I was so bogged down, and I concentrated so much on my work. I scored really well on a test I never studied for... so maybe? haha I like all kinds of music. My ipizzle has wicked variety. uhh what else. I'm in the bomb squad, which I am really proud of. I live in Germany, but I'm not German. I hate Ice in my drinks. it's gross, especially when people chew on it. hearing it and even just thinking of the sound it makes gives me chills. I can't stand Larry the Cable Guy, his stupid catch phrase "Get R Done" is one thing that give me a full body cringe! I am pretty sure I have a little bit of OCD. My friends know it and they fuck with me constantly. I am scared shitless of bees. As far as family goes, I am really close with my sister and that's about it. I don't get along with a lot of my family, but thats not to say I wont do anything for them. even though they treat me like shit, if they needed something I would still help them out as much as I could. I am stubborn, and I usually say what I'm thinking. I like to drink and I am a happy giggly drunk. I really am not good at these intro things.

You can find me on Myspace or Facebook

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Tattoos:
"Bry" on the back of my neck
a dog on the back of my ear
a scorpion on my right shoulder
guns on the inside of my arms.
"Ogden City Straight Edge" on the back of my left arm (not sXe anymore)
heart grenade on my left arm
Darwin fish with CTR in it on my right arm
a ring around my nippple
"I'll always be there" backwards on my chest
"small" with an arrow pointing down on my stomach
"std std std" on my ass
my cock is tattooed like a hot dog
Lips on my left palm
bows with the letter "L" in them on my elbows
"Introverted Masochist" down my calves.
a 3/4 sleeve of fake tattoos.
Mustache on my left index finger.
An Umbrella with my best friend's last name on my left forearm.

Brands:
a no smoking sign with a heart in it on my right foot
"Just Pause" on my feet.

Piercings: (All retired)
8 g vertical scrotal
12 g septum
12 g inner conch orbital
lobes stretched to 5/8ths
14 g helix
12 g snake bites
5 surface piercings curving up my arm.
12 g frenum


Buddies
Zeke
Zeke
Torrie
Torrie
Karena
Karena
Rosa
Rosa


The next Kat Von D
My friend's daughter.
 


Do you put the suds of tear free baby shampoo in your eyes and laugh when it doesnt burn?
Hell yeah I do!
No, that's retarded
No, but now I'm gonna try it.

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Mustache: self explanitory
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tux: my mom's wedding
lovely
2009/11/08 08:25 broke my nose again Friday, think my insomnia is coming back, and this girl I was kinda seeing isn't in to me. fml.

Afghanistan
2009/09/26 12:37 Well, I'm heading there. I'll be there in a few months. Can't really say I'm happy about it, but at least I'll get a lot of cash. I also got my car's suspension finished which is exciting. I put a couple pictures of it that the shop sent me. I'm picking it up in Phoenix, then I'm heading to Cali to see my sister before I deploy. So things are going alright, just stressed about the deployment.

New Mexico...
2009/07/11 09:12 Well I have made it here, and been here for about a week now. I wont say I hate it yet cause I haven't given it a fair chance. But it's not looking good. It's hot as balls, and filled with trailer trash or retired old people. neither of which is what I find myself attracted to. However I did get a new bike a Specialized stump jumper to get out and mountain bike. and I just got done turning my application in to the big brother big sister program. That way I can get involved in the community and meet new people. So I'm sure New Mexico wont be too terrible.

The housing market sucks, there is nothing worth buying. and the only one I found worth it I got fucked out of. Stupid ass Realtors thinking that because this is the first time I have bought I house I am clueless and think offering asking price is a fair deal... in a damn buyers market! So I told my Realtor to fuck off, I'm gettin' an apartment. She had a buyer, but she got greedy, so fuck her. I'm not gonna get played because people think I'm a dumb kid.

As far as work goes, the guys I work with seem like cool guys, pretty laid back. Weekends are kinda boring, not much to do. Which sucks cause I like to go do stuff, I have a whole in processing thing all next week so hopefully I can meet someone there. preferably of the female persuasion. That would make things around here better I think.

But yeah that was a quick update. If has some friends they know in the Alamogordo area, tell em about me!

New comer
2009/06/23 21:30 She is getting started early! You see, I have the best new tattoo artist there is! I'm obviously referring to the pictures below. She's my little buddy McKenna. She is my friend's daughter. She is totally going to grow up tattooing because of me! :-) When she does she better give me good prices! She even does freehand work! haha

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