| 2007/05/27 22:11 So ripping out my bathroom (24" wrecking bar, my new favourite tool evar) I discover the Hall of the Mountain Mould. I breathe in many many spores. Medication with beer and pizza fails to prevent colonisation. Soon I will start having the dreams... then the voices... then I'll start to stack old wood in my flat, keeping it damp, feeding the mould-god while its mycofibrils coil around my brain's pleasure-centres.
Ia! Aspergillus niger! Black slime of the woods with a thousand hyphae! |
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