BabyShaker4000   Portland, Oregon
Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat.

AIM: BabyShaker4000
Yahoo: Geek_Person2000

IAM - 22
IAM - Sight impared (Glasses are hot shit)
IAM - 6'2"
IAM - Seeing someone
IAM - Happy with my weight now, but won't be mad if I lose a few more
IAM - A cook
IAM - Kind to a fault
IAM - Very shy and socially awkward if I don't know you.
IAM - Loud and totally awesome if I do.
IAM - Not Straightedge, but not ruled by my addictions.
IAM Modblogged
IAM Myspace

Mods:
-00 gauge septum -6 gauge apadravya

Mandatory retired list:
-7/16" lobes (Scarring)
-12 gauge nipples (Migration)
-8 gauge septum (Got punched for better placement)

I love good food, good people, good music, asinine things that make me laugh, making fun of myself, making fun of you, making fun of your mom, general bullshitting, taco carts, waffle windows, hot dog huts, and biscuit shops, holidays that don't make sense, horror movies, B movies, comedy, dressing well and --of course-- the ladies.
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Back to jogging!
2009/02/04 12:08 Gained 20 pounds over the holidays.

Need to shed it.

Started jogging 20 minutes a day and i'm up to 200 sit ups and 80 push ups a day. I think I'll just keep it there, maybe up my running to a half hour a day next week.

Trying to get my camera fixed as well, fucking thing took a shit and I can't get my xmas pictures off of it! Hopefully pics up soon guys!

woah woah wee woah
2009/01/17 10:57 Woah I'm lame

My digital camera broke on our trip so I thought I should fix it to post some pictures.. but I figure since it's almost been a month, fuck it!

Got a second job at a nice little wine bar near my house doing mostly appetizers and meat+cheese plates. Pretty sweet.

Other than that? Not much, the recessions really kicking my ass so I've just been scraping the barrel just trying to get by. Fucking love asking the fam for money. (I thought my forum told you guys to donate money to me? Seriously. Do it)

But, payday is tuesday, which is also... INAUGURATION DAY!

Shit went down
2008/12/29 11:52 On my way home from Humboldt I got my car stuck in a snow drift like 10 miles south of my house.

So, after driving 8 hours, I get stuck like 15 minutes away. Lame sauce.

And, once we got back to my car (on the 26th, after getting it stuck on the 20th) we found my girlfriend's camera was broken due to the cold. Lame lame lame.

Anyway.

Real update later, hopefully with pictures. Just thought I'd let everyone know I was still alive.

Xmas was good for me though. Got some new work shoes, a crock pot, and a couple of other nice cooking toys. And a big bag of weed from humboldt.

Back to portland
2008/12/20 09:45 It's great to see everyone in Humboldt, but it's time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail.

Back to Portland tonight, expect full update with pictures in the next 28 hours.

Vacation.
2008/12/11 14:49 Wow. Tomorrow I'm going back to CA.

Not really prepared yet, hope the wheels don't fall off my car.

Anyway, I just thought I'd throw this up because I might not get too many chances to update once I'm gone, which is unfortunate becown there. Gonna ause I just stated updating regularly.

Upside! Picture updates will be coming from CA and should be pretty solid photos of me getting pretty skunked. Woo!!

Takin' her easy for all you sinners
2008/12/10 15:32 Today marks the first day of my vacation! woo. Feels good to know I don't have to go to work for 10 days. And yet, at the same time, i'm horrified i'm missing like 6 days of work.

Just spending my days right now cleaning, laundry, getting my car in shape for this trip down to the old 707. Pretty exciting!

Well. I'm being lazy today, got myself some nice moustache wax, the old lip magic is growing back nicely. (I know you ladies of the world were concerned when I said I shaved it)

Oh! Murder City Devils are reuniting in febuary! And they're playing a show in Portland! I'm fucking excited.

Oops
2008/12/09 13:29 Just thought i'd say...

I just flipped off a 3 year old on accident.

And I can't decide if it was cool, or damning.

Oh work.
2008/12/09 11:50 Work has been so slow lately..

For perspective, we used to to 2-300 on a friday night.
Now with the combo of a new crappy chef, winter, and a recession....:

15-30 on a friday night. Rediculous!

But on the up side I saw the movie Hackers last night and remembered why it's one of my favorite movies ever. Fisher Stevens is a master of his craft. And Angelina Jolie was really hot when she was young.

I also started smoking cigarettes again. Dirty business for me, but oh well. They help you get through the tough times. Other than that there's not too much new.

Today's my last day of work until my vacation, that's a plus.

I want to get tattooed.. Or at least pierced. It's been a long fucking time!

I think I may get some beers for tonight. And some sweet mary jane.

Sweet, sweet MJ. (0)

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