The chickens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck; Ah, Fuck this for a joke".
HiHi.
I live in Australia ("I'm not marry someone with bigger tits than me" $10 if you can tell me where that quotes from)
I have a thing for bleach blondes.
I work as an AIN (Assistant in Nursing) in an aged care facility, Psychiatric nursing home that is. It's where the crazies go when they get old. Not a walk in the park but fun most of the time this is a place where every single one of them have severe behavioral problems and get kicked out of so many other nursing homes that this pace is the last resort, if they're too much to handle tough titty there's no where else.
PC games are awesome too, command and conquer aoe 3 ect, fun fun woot.
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Buddies
Stinky pants
I can fit tic tacs in my eye lids ooOOooo that's scary and unsettling
Mod-Tracker
new ears
woot: new rook and teflon bars
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6g ear lobes: 2 6g ears
2006/03/24 23:24 OK this is a call out to all the dutch lesbians in sydney.
Yes i have been drinking. But my freind is desperate.
imma pass out now.
Photos from our last drinking binge at the pub. Fun. Though i made out with one of them. Try and guess which one you'll be suprised.
And omg hahahah notice the graffiti on the bench in one of them. Very apt.
And the one of my bck and belly i when we crashed oneof our freinds place kayce's house and chatted with that chick i tend ot dream about a lot for some reason. AHHH drunk.
Omfg
2006/03/15 09:47 Wierd dreams a hoy.
I've been dreaming almost constantly about flick, this chick i know. Not sexually just..always there doing randomly annoying things ro just being wierd.
"I've said it before and i'll say it again, get out fo my dreams woman!!"
In this dream we had a dinosaur farm, where they could roam the surrounding bush free as a bird and when one got a bit too close to the house we'd all go inside and shut the..glass sliding door. And those fucking kids form jurassic park were there. And the girl i seem to always dream about had a pet t-rex that lived inside with us even though it scared me to death. Then one of the bigger t-rex's tried to get in the house by...opening the sliding door with it's mouth and the pet one shutting it in turn and so on and so forth. O.o I suddenly felt wooties for having the pet t-rex. I think the farm could have been half a circus oo becuse two short men (possibly midgets) dressed up like aliens and were walking ascasual as possible down the path to the farm trying calm each other, they wanted to join the freak show. But they got too scared when one of thier masks broke and fell off so they tried to make a run for it back to the gate but that bigger t-rex trying to get in the house crapped on them and one of them died. o.O
I wanted to leave the farm, you'd be fine if you walked normally to the front gate and beyond but i was too scared i'd start running that's when they get ya. Me, flick and the pet t-rex were playing games in the yard, and i whispered i really wanted to levae and she needed to distrat the pet(i thought the dino would over hear me?) We had a big group hug. Cut to inside the house thingy. For some reason flick had cancer and she was giving me an old wooden box full of medicine for it. As a present? And i threw my asthma medication at her (looked more like an empty toilet roll sticky taped to a labelling gun. For no apparent reason. I don't have asthma and i'm pretty damn sure she doesn't have cancer. Ooookkk....
Then for some reason (As happens in dreams) flick's mum came over with flick's freind who looked suspiciously like racheal and wanted to give me a lift into springwood(?) i'd planned to get my aunty to driv me and richard (resident from work, big guys with frontal lobe damage) to a resteraunt. But i decided not to and to give my aunty a break. So to tell the people in the front seat about my change of plan i ..typed into a keyboad and it showed up near the speedo on a screen but no one was looking and we drove straight passed the station. Dirty dirty bastards.
I think i need therapy. Ooohhh or a dream analyst, see if i'm le nuts. Omfg i love my dreams they're more original than anything i've seen on tv or any games. Then again i could just be crazzzzy.
My older brother wants us to go and get the hammer and sickle tattoo together and be all "YYYEAAAHHH!!!" starship troopers style.
High hopes
2006/03/14 23:11 Funny thing.
Resident at work, John. So fractued in his mind and so mixed up can't string a sentence together. Just comes out as gibberish. I sung a line from Doris day - high hopes. And he sung the next line.
"he's got high hopes, high hopes." "He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes." OMFG.
Whoa. Been there for 1 year and a half and he's never said a coherent sentence yet. Until then.
I'm leanring the rest of the lyrics and the lyrics to que sera sera so i can sing it to him.
Any form of connection on any level is pretty major, and it helps them.
*liverpool kisses the table*
Dave smells
2006/03/11 23:43 I've only just been informed of a bme meeting with sydney peoples the day before it's to be on. At lazerzone, wooot i love LZ. Dave smells he didn't tell me. Not a chance in hell of me taking a saturday off work to go though (too much money) but i'd still like to be told =(
Biotch.
I'll get my revenge though, monday night me and some freinds are going a drinkin'. In the omfg a bunch of wasted young women going nuts english hens night style. Alone we're not so bad drunk but togehter we let rip. It's awesome. Singing ymca really off key with periodic "omfg did you know that your black" and going on about communists. Going to be soo good. But i swear if any one of us start being all high heels and sipping bitch waters and giggling, i'll slap 'em. I'm throwing in $200 to get me and my freinds drunk there will be shots, and more shots.
Dave being the health hippy wont be drinking, his job is to make sure we don't get into any fights or apoligise if we vomit on anyone's shoes.
Pic of my 5 year old little brother. Not real piercings, he just wanted to pretend and be like his big sister.
I'm aware he needs to clean his ears out. FFS!
