I'M LUKE, I'M FIVE AND MY DAD'S BRUCE LEE, DRIVES ME 'ROUND IN HIS JCB
So my name’s Liselot, but ever since my brother got born and decided “Tot” was easier to pronounce I go by the name of Tottie.
I’m reckless, stubborn, absent minded, full of contradiction and will never grow up.
I love music and I’ll probably die, headphones on, volume up, rockin’ out in my wheelchair.
I’m a sucker for art, any art really, except for the “my-parents are loaded and they’ll get me an exhibition at some fancy gallery even if I couldn’t draw a single line if my life depended on it and oh did i tell you we have a yacht too?”- kinda person, you can go suck my imaginary dick! I like to paint.
I have an unexplainable love for penguins, flamingo’s and anything kitschy with a weird urge to collect Virgin Mary holy water bottles and spraypainting them fluorescent pink.
My skin wouldn’t be complete without tattoos and if my mind and my money would let me I’d be covered with ink within 2 years.
I eat more red meat than a Texan civilian, can eat salami anytime a day and will drink that blue power drink stuff or Monster until my lips stick together from all the sugar.
I’m the proud owner of a French bulldog called Fat Louis, it keeps me from ending up like that crazy catlady from The Simpsons.
I have high standards but live like a low life, in my perfect world I’d have some shady bar, with stinking dishrags, cheap beer, good music on the background, running around in grease stained boybeaters, tattooing mom-hearts and anchors on drunk fatasses in the backroom. I'd win at armwrestling, kick everybody's ass (cause I would be some kind of mutated pirate with ninja skills), insult people in spanish and I’ll drive a red mustang. Aaand I’d play some mean guitarsolos, and just be downright awesome!
My life would be a whole lot nicer without phones (and everything related to it), polystyrene foam, students, red flashing standby-lights, horses, pe0pL3 wh0 tYp3 l1k3 r3tarDs, people asking why, 99% of the world population. And jihaa, this is one long description, if you seriously read this whole crap I’ll buy you a beer, yeah well …maybe…
2010/02/02 22:17
Sam ordered a new car (the black one), it's not really a car i would choose if i'd buy a new one (it's way too round, i'm more into the old square ones)but then again i don't have to pay for it, nor do i have to worry about pieces falling of when we want to make long trips and i can use it most of the time so i'm definitely not complaining.
So this year it's citytrip year! I'd really want to go back to Paris and Amsterdam, see Berlin and Prague and maybe visit Venice and Barcelona once more. Other than that i got my parents inviting us to come with them on a 10 day all in luxury vacation to Jamaica. I never thought since i was 16 that i'd ever go on a holiday with my parents again, but a free ticket to the sun...hard to resist.
And i made a little painting (21x30cm), same flowers as the last one for the lack of inspiration.
