I'M LUKE, I'M FIVE AND MY DAD'S BRUCE LEE, DRIVES ME 'ROUND IN HIS JCB
So my name’s Liselot, but ever since my brother got born and decided “Tot” was easier to pronounce I go by the name of Tottie.
I’m reckless, stubborn, absent minded, full of contradiction and will never grow up.
I love music and I’ll probably die, headphones on, volume up, rockin’ out in my wheelchair.
I’m a sucker for art, any art really, except for the “my-parents are loaded and they’ll get me an exhibition at some fancy gallery even if I couldn’t draw a single line if my life depended on it and oh did i tell you we have a yacht too?”- kinda person, you can go suck my imaginary dick! I like to paint.
I have an unexplainable love for penguins, flamingo’s and anything kitschy with a weird urge to collect Virgin Mary holy water bottles and spraypainting them fluorescent pink.
My skin wouldn’t be complete without tattoos and if my mind and my money would let me I’d be covered with ink within 2 years.
I eat more red meat than a Texan civilian, can eat salami anytime a day and will drink that blue power drink stuff or Monster until my lips stick together from all the sugar.
I’m the proud owner of a French bulldog called Fat Louis, it keeps me from ending up like that crazy catlady from The Simpsons.
I have high standards but live like a low life, in my perfect world I’d have some shady bar, with stinking dishrags, cheap beer, good music on the background, running around in grease stained boybeaters, tattooing mom-hearts and anchors on drunk fatasses in the backroom. I'd win at armwrestling, kick everybody's ass (cause I would be some kind of mutated pirate with ninja skills), insult people in spanish and I’ll drive a red mustang. Aaand I’d play some mean guitarsolos, and just be downright awesome!
My life would be a whole lot nicer without phones (and everything related to it), polystyrene foam, students, red flashing standby-lights, horses, pe0pL3 wh0 tYp3 l1k3 r3tarDs, people asking why, 99% of the world population. And jihaa, this is one long description, if you seriously read this whole crap I’ll buy you a beer, yeah well …maybe…
oversized canary/turkey phoenix kinda wannabe: needs to be fixed
2009/10/30 15:29
You know sometime you say you hate and just want to kill a person but obviously don't mean it. Well i've come to the point where i really just will kill the girl we're living with if nothing changes. Just want to hit her in the face with a sledgehammer, beat her brains out, strip her skin of, put her guts in a garbage disposer and have her own hungry dogs eat the rest of her.
She's this naive retard, smokes more weed than her 5 braincells can handle, laughs like Beavis and Butthead, neglects her dogs, cheats on her boyfriend while "missing him" so badly, probably too lazy to wipe her own ass, considers being on Facebook as being incredibly busy, breeds insects in her refrigerator, collects garbage and piles of dogshit and has a face even a troll wouldn't want to kiss.
