mrshennejoyner   North Carolina, NC   193 days till my birthday.
I am Mary geraldine.

When I get ahold of you, honey, gonna light you up like Christmas.

I am Mary Geraldine.

I am a twenty two year old cosmetology student. My full time job is as a Habilitation Technician. After I finish cosmetology school I hope to get an apprenticeship to be a tattoo artist and get my AAS to be a Substance Abuse Counselor. I live with Fibromyalgia and PCOS. I am married but separated and have had little contact with my husband since he left. I am a part time model and artist. I dabble in photography, needlework, jewelry making, clothing design, and many other projects. I am an outrageous flirt, a huge jerk, and everything in between. I love it when boys wink at me and when I find that solid orange candy corn kernel mixed in with all the rest. I like to wear mismatched plaid prints and take breaks out of my day to dance like a maniac when no one is looking. I drive too fast, kiss too often, and play my music too loud. I prefer boys with blue eyes and cars with manual transmission. Every day is a struggle and an adventure, but I am still alive and thus more optimistic than ever. (^_^)



My tattoos include...
Immaculate ♥ of Mary on my chest
Bow tie at my collarbone
LOVE RHCP across my knuckles
Canstpeak archway on my right shoulder
Unless archway on my left shoulder
JDW in my right ear
SLG ♥ in my left ear

My archways have yet to be colored and are the beginning of sleeves and my heart is the beginning of a chest piece that needs to be completed.

My piercings include...
one 6g lobe
two 16g lobes (retired)
one monroe (retired)
one medusa (retired)



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RHCP
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What piercing should I get next?
Nips
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Nostril
Microdermals
Another lobe
Navel
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Tattoos.

.cantspeak.: My right archway in desperate need of color.
It's been a while, loves. (o_O)
2009/10/29 19:35
Boys.

I love boys. Anyone who knows me can tell you this. But it helps if they are gorgeous and have an amazing voice. Well, it certainly doesn't hurt... (^_^) And if they only happen to have one name is just a bonus. Less to remember.

I am on a bit of a Mika, Prince, Sliimy trip today and I am loving every minute of it. Enjoy it with me, won't you? You know you want to.




Now how I have ended up dating an angry little redhead who drives a civic is beyond my comprehension.

I took the wrong road...
2009/10/07 18:52
On a completely separate note, I have something that I just have to share.
So brace yourselves, loves.

I have recently undertaken the endeavor of commissioning fellow artists to create portraits of myself. I am enjoying the challenge of finding styles that I appreciate and artisans who appreciate the opportunity to apply their style to my image. I suspect this is going to be quite an adventure in the long run.

I have received the first final product and it is amazing. This is a vector illustration created by LochNessMonsters <--clickit!!

Just try to tell me that isn't perfect.

Dear Chef Boyardee...
2009/10/07 18:06
I love your noodles.
But I absolutely hate your sauce.
I really do.

I love the fact that anytime I am hungry (or bored) I know that there will always be a can of you waiting for me. But it gets annoying to have to strain you before each meal. Your sauce is so thick and traces are always left no matter what I do. It's so disheartening to get halfway through a bowl and realize I am not enjoying you. I should not get sick at the thought of you. I should be able to enjoy you without feeling like it is a chore.

I think that perhaps it is time to go our separate ways.
A nice, clean break...
It's not you...It's me...I swear..

~MGHJ

This thing called love...
2009/09/26 13:25
...I just can't handle it.



I keep forgetting to post the rest of the photos of my mushrooms. I need to do that. (o_O)

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