ne_humanus_crede   Edmonton, AB, Canada   157 days till my birthday. creepy soul eater  technically, once you've modified yourself, you're no longer considered human My name is Stephanie Campbell and I have been tattooing on and off for the last 13 years; full time for the last 3 as the senior artist with Dragon FX Kingsway, in Edmonton, AB, Canada. My Sterilization and BBP certificates are up to date. You can book your free consultation and appointments with me through the studio at 780-444-0528. I have a daughter and 2 cats. All portfolio photos are original and un-edited. I'm not a believer in photoshop. I know that good work speaks for it's self without needing to be 're-touched'. I do a little bit of everything, from portraits, to UV, to full color and full black and grey, to cover-up, re-works and fixes. You name it, I've probably done it. I currently have 2 apprentices; one who is almost finished, and one who just started. I'm always interested in doing guest-spots, so message me if you're interested in bringing me to your city! 1) Visit from (non-iam)*231 (who lives in Zombieville) on 2/09@17:50, . 2) Visit from Funky For You*2 (who lives in Edmonton) on 2/08@17:14, . 3) Visit from Zombitch*3 (who lives in Manchester) on 2/08@10:43, . 4) Visit from OliveDrab*2 (who lives in Los Angeles) on 2/06@16:27, . 5) Visit from kevcon*2 (who lives in Philadelphia) on 2/06@8:05, via offsite link. 6) Visit from Chellci*4 (who lives in Calgary) on 2/01@23:41, . 7) Visit from bandit*3 (who lives in Amsterdam) on 1/24@10:53, . 8) Visit from jeannie*2 (who lives in Edmonton) on 1/18@21:54, . 9) Visit from TheDarkKnight*10 (who lives in Cincinnati) on 1/06@14:02, via ne_humanus_crede. 10) Visit from LivingPinCushion (who lives in Sandwich) on 1/06@2:50, . 11) Visit from blkzulu (who lives in Brooklyn) on 1/04@10:16, . 12) Visit from PvVv*2 (who lives in Zurich) on 1/03@18:14, . 13) Visit from firetattoo (who lives in Dresden) on 1/01@12:08, via offsite link. 14) Visit from Germanikus (who lives in Clausthal-Zeller) on 12/31@16:03, . Buddies Lexci Million wtwta Timminator2 Quaid

Stuff Portfolio2 Blue and black tribal: in progress Randoms and FUN!! Baby Goji My mods and troublemaking First suspension: suicide I take too many pictures of myself, and yes, I am usually in the bathroom Untitled Mod Page: 1 2

Longest survey ever

2009/11/26 23:49 If you took a drug test would you pass it? No. Day been rough? Yes. Some bastard gave me their stupid snot cold. Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky? Cute, and tacky. I like both When you say you don't care, do you mean it? 99% of the time. Do you like your life right now? hahahahaha sure Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed? On the couch, this morning, afternoon, and evening What don’t you leave the house without? Phone and sketchbook of some kind Can you read other people's expressions? for the most part. Have you ever stayed in a hotel? Several When was the last time you laughed really really hard? Yesterday. Can you cook? Yes, but no baking Last person you hugged? Emms Did you nap today? Sort of. I'd call it more of a coma What do you wear more, jeans or sweats? Jeans. Did you miss someone today? Yes. 2 people in fact Who was the last person to disappoint you? Shane When was the last time you cried? Tonight. Puking does that to me. Are you tired? Damn skippy. And yet I'm laying here, still awake If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with? I stayed with mum. Easy choice given the alternative Have you ever been called a punk? Yes. Are your grades good? No but my tips are. lol Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization? Only at work What was the last text that you sent? "LMFAO Eggcelent" What was the last text you received? "Oh for sure. Hands down!! I may be tiny but I'm vicious!! hahaha" Can you live a day without TV? I do it all the time. Now, you try taking away my music, and we may have a throwdown Do you wear a lot of makeup? Not really. Just lots of eyeshadow. Do you straighten your hair often? Nope. The beauty of short hair Who is the last person you physically hit? Jay Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you? Shane Ever kissed someone over 30? Yes Is there a secret you've never told your parents? Tons Are you an emotional person? Sure How's your mood? Sick Are you happier now or three months ago? Now-ish Are you texting anybody? Leah How many texts are in your inbox? Oh fuck I don't know. I have an IPhone. Are there any stressful situations in your life? Hahahahahaha. I'm surprised I havent' had a heart attack yet. What would your initials be if you married the last person you said I love you to? SRC. I'm already married to him. Whose car were you in Saturday night? Some taxi drivers Are you comfortable with your height? Yes Did you say fuck today? Many times You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get? My stomach. Shipwreck, cracken, treasure, fish, etc.... Could you cry right now? No. Are you mad at someone right now? Always Do you bite your nails? Not since grade 4 Do you have alcohol in your house? Always Have you kissed the last person you texted? lol no Honestly, who's your favorite person to talk to? Nat. Hands down Honestly, have you ever had a pillow fight? Yes How clean is your room? It looks like a cat tried to nest everywhere If you could stop being friends with someone with no drama attached, would you? No. Do you believe in God? Not yours Are you happy with your bra size? Yes Are you homophobic? No. Are you happy with your appearance? So far. I'll be happier when I'm fully tattooed Are you scared of losing someone you love? Always Do you like making sextapes? hahahahaha no Remember the FIRST time you kissed the LAST person you kissed? yes. Was it worth it, honestly? Yes. For what I've learned, I'd do it all again, mistakes intact What did you last do? drank some iced tea Have you ever worn a sexy maid, nurse, secretary, school girl or cop lingerie outfit? Hell's yes Do you know what a vagina looks like? bahahahaha. Yeah. I have mirrors in my house Are you a tease? At times How clean is your room? Didn't we go over this? Fucking disaster Do you know someone named Dan? At least 3 What book are you reading right now? Your Inner Fish What would you do if one of your exes put a note in your locker saying they wanted to be back with you? Hahahahaha I've been out of anywhere with lockers for a long time. Do you have any plans for the weekend? Was supposed to go to the undie party. Am now sick. Fuck everything. Is there someone who you want to call/text you? Very much so Last person you held hands with, how old is he/she? 6.5 How's your life going? Fucked 10 ways to sunday Did you ever love any of your exes? Yes. Have you ever been called a slut? Yes. What's been on your mind lately? Money, relationship, red-headed blue-eyed man, work, life... What's your star sign? Cancer Congratulations! You're pregnant, you say? Someone fucked up! Ya gotta have sex to get pregnant! If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay? Yes. And I'd catch it and put it outside What color shirt are you wearing? Black. Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed? Weed. Mama used to buy it for me. Are you doing anything this weekend? What's with the double questions? Is this why this thing is so fucking long? Or are we just seeing if I'm still awake?? Credit cards or cash? Cash. Where are you ticklish? Everywhere if you do it right. lol If you could visit one place in the world, where would you go? Hawaii Do you just wanna be with someone and never let go? Gods yes Do you ever wonder if the person standing next to you is a virgin or not? There is a cat on my bed. She's a virgin. If you were going to die in 10 seconds, what would be the last thing you said? Goodnight Have you known anybody who committed suicide? Too many Is there a certain person who makes you feel safe? Yes Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? I'm always hoping What do you think of guys who have girlfriends but let other girls wear their hoodie? Seriously? I'm running out of patience for this. Have you ever made out in a public bathroom? Yep. What's your desktop picture? "Come to the dark side. We have cookies" If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? No. Is there anyone you wish you could be spending time with right now? Yes. How long have you been with the person you're currently with? too fucking long How was last night? Shittt. What happened at 9:00 a.m. today? I was in Tim Hortons Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance? Always What are you doing later? More like soon, and that would be sleeping. Does seeing couples in love make you mad? Hahahahahaha no Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous? yes Do you forgive or forget? Forgive but never forget Is there a big difference between "i love you" and "luv ya"? Yes Have you ever been anyone's first love? From what I know yes The last person you kissed is making out with someone else, what do you do? Laugh Do you do ecstasy everyday? Seriously? Fuck no Is your crush banging someone else? Probably. He's a bit of a whore If you walked in your boyfriend/ girlfriend having sex with a person of the same sex. What would you do? Laugh my fucking ass off

mucous machine

2009/11/26 23:19 I hate hate hate being sick. It's stupid bullshit, and whoever got me sick should die. Anyway, I've been asleep on the couch most of the day. I feel well enough to go to work in the morning, though I have a feeling I'm gonna be a little slow. I can't sleep anymore right now so I was going through some photos off of my phone from the comfort of my bed and my macbook I love black and white (0)

well, hello!

2009/11/23 03:55 I'm having a chipper night. Seriously; I'm at home, naked (almost), drunk, listening to sweet music, and smoking some stuff. LOL. Really though, one of the best fucking nights I've had in wayyy too long. So thank you Jay, Ex, Meat, Niki, and Jer. I fucking needed that. We went to Filthys and Black Dog. We got Jer really drunk and really stoned. It was so much fun. Both places were dead, it being a Sunday night and all, they both played lots of ACDC and Megadeath for the boys.... Anyway, the room still spins, and the shower is finally warm, so I bid you adieu! I like Whisky (1)

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