nepenthes   OAKLAND   281 days till my birthday.

jesus christ
we're adorable
 

sleep, those little slices of death; oh how i loathe them.

riley:

- your bad-tempered neighborhood coffee slinger
- beating you across the line in your car and giving you the finger
- no gods, no masters
- a damn fine vegan chef
- major plant nerd [ particularly native and/or carnivorous ]
- giant messenger bags, full of beer
- black metal shows in the forest
- rockin' the 53/18
- reading books and drinking homebrew on the veranda
- probably the most insane rattail you've ever seen

modifications:

- 2x chest surfaces [ retired, thanks colby at new york adorned ]
- 1x antibrow surface [ retired ]
- 1x monroe
- 1x labret [ retired ]
- 2x horizontal nipples
- 1x navel
- 3x earlobes, in ascending order: 1 inch! [ scalpelled to 7/8ths from 5/8ths ], 2 gauge [ stretched, pretty much retired at this point ], 16 gauge
- stick 'n' poke hobo symbol, inside left wrist
- right arm mucha/art nouveau sleeve finished! by professor klem at o'reilly's
- backpiece kraken sinking a tallship [ arguably the pequod ] in the style of albrecht durer, also by professor klem
- chestpiece apis mellifera, triticeae and two rosas gallica, var. officinalis by adam barton



all the freedom i can get
2009/11/04 19:35 my bullshit court date was moved to the past. this means a.) maybe i don't have to go b.) maybe i already have a bench warrant and c.)maybe it's just a typographical error and i will still have to go. c is the most logical and boring choice so i'm going to pick a. i know people like to think of leaves changing color or harvest or whatever fucking bullshit when they think of fall but personally i like to think of casseroles. hella casseroles. last night i impulse purchased plugs to try and get my mind off vegan candy bars. it didn't work so i hauled ass to whole foods and was spotted by a coworker who said i whizzed by her with excellent posture. when will people learn how important candy is!?

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