Plaid   Scottsdale, AZ / USA   33 days till my birthday.
little...plaid...different...

i never know what to write about myself. so i'm going to leave this part blank.heres some ways to get ahold of me though.

aim: plaidissimo

yahoo: plaidius

msn: plaidissimo@hotmail.com



UV Reactive

People that don't suck.
Dominatrix? Im whipped ♥
Dominatrix? Im whipped ♥
snatchface!
snatchface!
Peahat!!
Peahat!!
putty in my hands
putty in my hands
supahstar!
supahstar!
Tanner
Tanner
she's neat
she's neat
my evil sidekick
my evil sidekick
pet lesbian
pet lesbian
tells me bedtime stories
tells me bedtime stories
its a penis no a face. PENIS FACE!
its a penis no a face. PENIS FACE!
photographer extrordinairre!
photographer extrordinairre!
katie
katie
its like talking to myself if i had a vag.
its like talking to myself if i had a vag.
i'm gonna carry her to the bathroom someday
i'm gonna carry her to the bathroom someday
rollerskatin buddy


ME
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Would you stalk me?
yes
no
*peeks in your window* why would i wanna do that?

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What should i buy?
Cadillac CTS
Chrysler 300
new Dodge Challenger
Scion TC
Hummer H3

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Decoratin my Temple as i see fit
mini-portfolio

Black Heart: surface anchor project
Photography

Jesse: creepy portrait
ink

joe camel pez dispenser: mmmm... candy
fingers

Exclamation: an exclamation point. duh!
busy bee
2010/02/09 19:23 redoing my portfolio is a bigger task than i expected. i've got like 60+ gigs of pics to sort through.

fat kid
2009/12/31 16:16 Decided to let go of my car and bike everywhere. I figure I'll save money and force myself to get in shape. Rode to work today. I noticed A) 3 miles in a car is a lot different than 3 miles on a bike and B) im fat and out of out of shape. Ah well. Figure a week or two and I'll be fine.

thanksgiving
2009/11/23 16:01 Thanksgiving is coming up. I can care less about the actual holiday, I'm more excited about a day off. I don't get those very often. I wish I could just pay all my bills off and spend a month or two just relaxing and not having to worry about being somewhere or doing something. No matter what I do, it feels like its an endless cycle of the same stuff over and over. I could use a drastic change. I need more hours in the day. I need my motivation to hold up all the way to the end of projects. Speaking of projects, I have quite a backlog of half finished shit, half started shit, and shit I haven't gotten around to starting because I need to finish the other shit first. I think thats what it all boils down to really. Lots and lots of shit.

cockapelli
2009/09/12 20:00 This tattoo is only going to be funny if you've spent any amount of time in the southwest. They have Kokopelli's everywhere out here. Whats a Kokopelli you ask? Some native american fertility god depicted as playing a flute. Tourists buy shirts, keychains, get tattoos, etc. There's even mosaics of Kokopelli on the sides of some of the freeways. Anyway. Years and years ago I was at work and a group of tourists came in wanting matching kokopelli tattoos. The artist they were talking to had moved here from the east coast a few weeks prior and comes to the back room and asks us "ok so whats a kokopelli?" one of the other guys goes "oh you know. the guy with the dreadlocks that sucks dick on the side of the freeway" everytime i've seen one for the last many years, i can't stop laughing. So I finally got my tribute to az. I sketched up a kokopelli sucking a big dick instead of a flute.

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