2099/08/26 01:37 OK KIDS ITS LIKE THIS, THIS IS MY SHOP AGE
POLICY
IF YOU ARE 18 OR UNDER I NEED TO SEE A VALID FORM OF
IDENTIFICATION, THAT MEANS A PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENCE OR SOMETHING WITH A
PHOTOGRAPH ON IT.
IF YOUR 16 I REALLY NEED TO SEE A VALID FORM
OF IDENTIFICATION, THAT MEANS A PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENCE OR SOMETHING WITH A
PHOTOGRAPH ON IT, I CANT STRESS ENOUGH THAT YOU ARE STILL CLASSED AS A
MINOR.
NATIONAL INSURANCE CARDS AND BIRTH CERTIFICATES DON'T
COUNT, NEITHER WILL I CALL UP YOUR PARENTS, AND NOTES ARE FOR SCHOOLS, NOT BODY
PIERCING CLINICS.
IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 YOUR PARENT OR A LEGAL GUARDIAN
HAVE TO BE PRESENT AND I NEED TO SEE THEIR IDENTIFICATION.
I WILL NOT PIERCE ANYBODY'S EARS UNDER THE AGE OF FOURTEEN
(Amended I cant do this anymore)
I WILL NOT PIERCE ANYONE'S NAVEL UNDER THE AGE OF SIXTEEN
(Amended because I just can't DO IT OK!)
I WILL NOT PIERCE ANYONE'S TONGUE UNDER THE AGE OF 16.
GENITAL PIERCINGS ARE ADULT PIERCINGS AND ARE FOR 18 YEAR OLDS OR OVER.
IF YOU DON'T PRODUCE ANY IDENTIFICATION AND WHINE ABOUT MY
RULES, I WILL NOT LISTEN, IF YOU ASK ME IF THERE IS ANYONE IN BOURNEMOUTH THAT
HAS LOWER ETHICS THAN ME, I WILL DEFINITELY TELL YOU WHERE TO GO!
IF YOU HAVE SMALL CHILDREN, KEEP THEM UNDER CONTROL, AND
KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY WATER COOLER!
WE DON'T TAKE CREDIT CARDS
BITCH ALL YOU WANT ABOUT THE STAIRS.
You know I have pandered to the locals, but ethics are
ethics, certain fucktard places in Boscome can have the trade, and I hope that
it will bite them on the ass one day, when the local council decide its time to
crack down properly on
UNDERAGE PIERCINGS WITHOUT CONSENT. AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU
ARE!
For god's sake you 16 year olds please come in with a PASSPORT!
