IAM: ageless
IAM: a very silly person
IAM: queer
IAM: happily medicated
IAM: not eating meat
IAM: shy but working on it
IAM: a terrible liar
IAM: socially awkward but usually amusing
IAM: short
IAM: a reader (of books)
IAM: anti shoes
IAM: pro silly socks
IAM: forgetful
IAM: a fan
IAM: genderless
IAM: a dorkataur

My lovely metal bits:
chest microdermal (rejected)
16g left nostril
14g right-side lip
2g center tongue
14g diagonal nipples
8g vertical hood