sloppy2nds   Maryland   60 days till my birthday.

The Lowridaz
nice car, nice girl
 


What I've Done to Myself so far
My victims of DA HAND!!!

My crowning achievment: She still can't sit down
Pimp my....Bod???

Finger tattoos: not original but mine
Suspension/pulling

Attempting lotus: I'm so fly

About me smacking asses
You like it
You hate it
You want me to go softer
You want me to smack harder

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Detox? Why stop I smoke so much my eyes redder than Cyclops. Pass the eyedrops

IAM:usually online because my cellphone has me logged on
IAM:lurking
IAM:not afraid of trackers. Yeah you see me on your page 85,001 times in one day AND WHAT!!
IAM:lovable
IAM:SO much more humble than you. I can out humble anyone!!
IAM:a nerd. Not a dork or dweeb big difference
IAM:VERY protective of my friends.
IAM:wishing I was what people expected me to be. Maybe I wouldn't be such a disappointment.
IAM:a people watcher
IAM:a comic book artist, again
IAM:a comic book writer, again
IAM:Sarcastic
IAM:an completely original individual just like every other elitist bastard on this site.
IAM:single
IAM:a shameless flirt
IAM:extremely ticklish
IAM:an assman. Yo its crazy
IAM:RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Aiyo, whats good, WHATS really hood??! Not me, ok partially. N.Y.A.N.(Not Your Average Nigga) Straight up I'm a smart-ass with a capital ASS. I'm a lover and a fighter, I'm your best friend and your worst critic, my mind is an open book, you can never think I dislike you or like you. There is no gray area with me, you either love me or hate me, I won't lose sleep on it. I'm 28 years old, I'm an Aries. I have no degree. I'm a failure in every sense of the word. I'm putting up a happy front alot but the world buys it because hell I'm ok if my friends are happy.

My name is Kamau (Kuh-MA-oo) is keyen and means "Quiet Warrior". No I'm not from Africa, not I'm not from Kenya, No I'm not from Jamacia, and neither were my parents. They're from the 60's if you understand that holla at ya boy. When I was born at my babyshower(hey it's my party) I didn't cry so my mom named me Kamau. Nuff said.

Present day I'm a aspiring comic book artist/writer, filmmaker. Had a recent epiphany about my artwork and a peace came over me to get back into it for the love of it and not the success. If it happens it happens, just wait till I get a scanner back. So yeah after the leprechauns come back from vacation hit me up or whatever you crazy kids do on here.

Current Mods:
King Sparrow tattoo(left side of my neck)
Flash Dragon(right shoulder)
Firebird(under dragon on right shoulder)
Eyebrow(gone now)
Surface bar piercing on sternum
two mircos on each pec

On the Come-Up:
Queen Sparrow(the other side of my neck)
the peace symbol tattoo(the inside of my midle finger)
the word "Quiet"(inside of my index finger)

Oh and for those who are hung up on the fact that I don't have as much modification as you or feel like I'm posing or whatever make you feel better from the soapbox high horse you are on........Yo mama got an eye patch and a peg leg so we call the bitch IHOP.

Modblog bitches!!

Places I frequent






My art is deviant.
My face has been booked!
I have space that is mine!
I also create mayhem with models.
And now you follow me, I can follow you on Twitter, Not sure the point though??

(look ma no auto-play)


MusicPlaylist
Music Playlist at MixPod.com

My experiences:
First Suspension

I'm the Leading man.
This is my supporting cast.

Heloooooooooooooo Nurse
Heloooooooooooooo Nurse
The triple OG Black Man's Kryptonite
The triple OG Black Man's Kryptonite
ChrisB?? Sounds like a bad wigger rapper from Married with Children
ChrisB?? Sounds like a bad wigger rapper from Married with Children
Cuzo
Cuzo
3 cheese Chedda Bizkit
3 cheese Chedda Bizkit
I'd hold her hand in the middle of a Klan rally
I'd hold her hand in the middle of a Klan rally
My Babydoll
My Babydoll
Lucky Charms marshmellow incarnate
Lucky Charms marshmellow incarnate
Soul Owner
Soul Owner
Thunder Thighs
Thunder Thighs
The pin cusion thinks he's black
The pin cusion thinks he's black
I slapped her ass twice and left with testicles intact HA
I slapped her ass twice and left with testicles intact HA



On the top for now
2012/01/06 03:12 Hey its me. modeling with a girl named Ana X

stir crazier!!
2010/02/06 19:12 Getting stir crazy, first day snowed in. 3rd day off this week, I might not be able to get out and work at all this week. I might try to get a vacation or something. I didn't buy enough food. Did I mention stir crazy? My roommate has not showed up for a few days, not sure where he's held up since he's not from this area I don't know if he has friends in this area. I'm sure he's fine. Only company I have is my cat BearClaw. I hope I don't run out of food for him. I got plenty of alcohol for me to throw a snowed in self party. Did I mention stir crazy?

worse day in my life!!
2010/01/16 19:58 My FATASS coworker just showed me her tramp stamp! She got it when she was skinny! It WAS Tinkerbell, now it looks like a deathmoth from Silence of the Lamb! Tinkerbell's wings are missing color from being streched!! Like a roadkilled fairy! Ohgawd! It looks like a tortured Tinkbell! Like a fairy squashed in a car window! She wants it touched up, I reccomend tattoo by harpoon!

My eyes need healing please send n00dz Axisconnected@gmail.com

Damn cat
2010/01/16 11:05 I'll post pictures later but the other day my "darling" cat like shiney objects so much he decided to keep my surface bar. I woke up to my cat sitting on my just pushing out my surface bar out. So I picked him up and he doesn't like beimg picked up, he tends to claw to whatever it can. Namely my CHEST!! Well big hole in me. Guess I'm into scarification now. Me and Bearclaw made up. I can't stay mad at him.

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